I know, I know – it’s not nice to wish death upon people. But I’m not doing that. Everyone, Dick Pound included, is going to die someday. I’m simply compiling a list of the Top Ten ways in which I’d like to see him pass on.
It was extremely hard to limit this to ten items, by the way, so feel free to add any you think should have made the cut in the “comments” section.
Top 10 Ways I’d Like to See Dick Pound Die
10) Starving to death following bankruptcy after being forced to pay accused dopers’ legal fees.