Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots? Aren’t Italians and Spaniards swarthy enough by nature that they need not be photographed in such Hadean shade? Ugh. And Oscar, I realize the Vuelta seems to change the colors of its leaders’ kits every year, but just try and find something in maroon to match that sprint competition jersey, ok? The UCI fashion police should be set up by next season, and I can’t expect they’ll be any more adept with the rules of fashion as they are with those of doping.

Anyway, one week, two stages, three world titles – could a fourth be on the way for Oscarito? I’d hate to say a teammate could make his odds longer, but if the Spanish Federation can somehow get Valverde into Worlds, it certainly opens up options for the Iberians, doesn’t it? After all, despite what the news keeps trying to push, Oscar Pereiro isn’t the most likely candidate for a win – in Stuttgart or Madrid. Don’t get me wrong, I like the “other” Oscar, but, should there ever be a Landis guilty verdict, I think he’ll find a place in history no larger than Roger Walkowiak’s.

Yes, I feel like Caisse D’Epargne’s efforts might be better invested in this Efimkin fellow; you know he lost only 1:30 on the final climb after riding in the break all day? Granted, his work against the clock leaves a bit to be desired, but hey, check out his sweet VAM. Though if numbers like that keep up, and with the pressure already on Valverde, the squad might have to start jettisoning lesser-known riders in a vain attempt to stay in the sport another three years.

Ok – I admit, I was down the past couple days. Down lower than Andreas Kloden or even Tommy D. No, I didn’t get hit by a car, or crash out of the Vuelta. I’d just been feeling low. I mean, here I am, drawing closer to 26 than 25, and all the times it seems, there’s another guy my age winning something big.

When do I get to make the top of my field? Sure, the competition is tough, but c’mon, I haven’t even gotten the chance to compete. Where’s my license form? Where do I pay the entry fee? Show me the rules for upgrading. I’m stuck here test-riding hybrids when all I want to do is get on the front and wail. It’s not like I couldn’t resist the drug temptations. I can handle the handle the uncertainty and pay my dues at the junk races. If Voeckler can do it, I gotta be able to, too, right?

Maybe I shouldn’t be so eager to get it done early. I mean, O’Grady’s only gotten better with age, and most of the guys who win over and over again seem to be north of thirty. Still, it’s nice to watch a newer name come up, confirm his skills and reap the rewards. Maybe next time, it’ll be me…