Not According To My Denomination

Dec 24 2009

Found this in my Tumblr feed this morning, courtesy of VeloGogo (which, as an aside, would have been a far better candidate for Blog of the Year if Competitive Cyclist actually gave a rip about the criteria it claimed to advance):

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My only objection stems from the picture caption, which labels these videos as the “Old Testament”. In the Cycling Church of Cosmo, the dates and titles on those VHS collections (especially “The Greatest Climbs of the Tour de France 1990-1999″) would place them squarely in the center of the Apocrypha.

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3 Responses to “Not According To My Denomination”

  1. jeff December 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm #

    Amen, brother on both fronts.

  2. PopeGeorge December 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm #

    I have a few of those on VHS, but no player to play them on. One thing about the greatest climbs tape is there is at least a titty flash from a young lady in the crowd.

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