ALL YOUR BIKE ARE BELONG TO US

Aug 30 2010

There was something eerily familiar about the suddenness which with Cervelo Test Team’s and Garmin-Transitions’ fortunes changed just before the Vuelta. The sneak attack, the telegraphic language in the press releases, and the valiant counter-strike—like something from a half-remembered dream in my Internet Youth.

slideshow of All Your Base meme adaptation

Contains graphic elements possibly inspired by works from Flickr user Nathalie 05, ZumaPress, Picasa user Jonathan S, Sirotti, John Pierce, Cervelo’s website, and of course, Zero Wing

[background information, if this makes no sense]

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14 Responses to “ALL YOUR BIKE ARE BELONG TO US”

  1. ryank August 30, 2010 at 10:46 am #

    The hits keep coming.

  2. colin August 30, 2010 at 10:49 am #

    Fucking amazing.

  3. Al August 30, 2010 at 10:50 am #

    Chapeau

  4. ben August 30, 2010 at 11:01 am #

    Apt. Aaaaaaapt!

  5. slowdad August 30, 2010 at 11:15 am #

    This is full of win. And Carbon Bikes

  6. Handsdown August 30, 2010 at 11:28 am #

    Divide and Conquer….The Realm of the Argyle Knight reigns over those who are weak and display less dapper dress sense than me.

  7. mindtron August 30, 2010 at 1:06 pm #

    absolutely brilliant

  8. Kent August 30, 2010 at 7:57 pm #

    Thank you for this. Best laugh in a long time.

  9. mperrone August 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm #

    /WIN

  10. Max September 2, 2010 at 7:31 am #

    Very nice.

  11. hitch mount rack September 6, 2010 at 8:36 am #

    Hahah funny & amazing

  12. Thom P. September 10, 2010 at 11:10 pm #

    That’s funny, I was quite possibly the only one who clicked “background information” thinking I would find information about the (road) cycling industry story that I obviously missed, but no…

    Awesomeness Cosmo, awesomeness.

    -t

  13. bikelovers September 6, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

    Cervelo Test and Garmin ,ooo, both are good professional cycling team!

  14. bike clothing September 7, 2011 at 2:37 am #

    It’s very funny ! i like this kind images which have funny character.

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