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		<title>How the Race was Ripped-Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I may have surprised some people by not flying into an Internet rage yesterday when VeloNews launched a familiar-looking video feature with a not entirely unique name. My magnanimous response not withstanding, I should clarify that I&#8217;m not psyched about the development. Indeed, there was a time when I would have let fly [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I may have surprised some people by not flying into an Internet rage yesterday when <em>VeloNews</em> launched <a href="http://cyclocosm.com/category/htrww/">a familiar-looking video feature</a> with a <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/03/video/how-the-race-was-won-e3-prijs-harelbeke_211340">not entirely unique name</a>.<br />
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<div id="attachment_5551" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 468px"><a href="http://cyclocosm.com/category/htrww/"><img src="http://cyclocosm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/htrww_sm.png" alt="htrww title card" title="htrww title card" width="458" height="294" class="size-full wp-image-5551" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">In happier times.</p></div><br />
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<p>My <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Cyclocosm/status/185745929377284097">magnanimous response</a> not withstanding, I should clarify that I&#8217;m not psyched about the development. Indeed, there was a time when I would have let fly the dogs of Internet War over such a slight—and that time was two years ago. I lived in Boston, had my own apartment, could pedal office-to-doorstep in about 20 minutes, got paid enough to buy decent computer hardware, and could reliably turn out sharply-edited video recaps of European bike races 24-48 hours after they wrapped up.</p>
<p>But it&#8217;s not 2010 anymore. I got word of the <em>VeloNews</em> post this morning where I spend most of my mornings these days—in a car, on an Interstate, trying not to think about how much longer I have to drive, or the fact that pretty soon, I&#8217;d have to turn around and head back the other way. It&#8217;s not a routine I&#8217;m particularly fond of, but as things stand, it&#8217;s the life I wake up to every morning. Suffice it to say, it isn&#8217;t getting any videos made.</p>
<p><span class="pullquote"><!--It would be more of a dick move to pitch a fit because someone decided to revive or reuse something cool that I created--></span>And that&#8217;s the important thing, here—there are tactically focused race-recap videos in production again. They might not be as nifty as mine, but they&#8217;re covering races that happened in the past two weeks—I haven&#8217;t done anything in the past two years.</p>
<p>While it may well be that biting the style, name, and idea of someone else&#8217;s work without so much as a hat-tip is a dick thing to do (you certainly wouldn&#8217;t get any argument form me on that point), it is far <em>more</em> of a dick move to pitch a fit because someone else decided they wanted to revive or reuse something cool that you created, but for whatever reason, aren&#8217;t pursuing to the fullest.</p>
<p>In fact, one of the most maddening aspects of doing How the Race Was Won came about 12-24 hours after posting each new video, when some minion of the ASO would invariably <a href="http://cyclocosm.com/2009/07/an-open-letter-to-the-aso/" title="from back when">file a takedown request with YouTube</a> because he or she felt like my reusing two minutes of one six-hour stage of a 21-day race without kissing their pinky ring was somehow doing them wrong. </p>
<p>In an ideal world, there&#8217;s no doubt in my mind that I could do (and have done) a sharper, funnier HTRWW than currently exists. But the fact is that right now, I can&#8217;t. And as irascible as I tend to be, I just can&#8217;t justify venting any of that rage toward people who can. The best I can hope for is that sometime in the future, I&#8217;ll get the chance to remind everyone else exactly how it&#8217;s supposed to be done.</p>


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		<title>Sanremo, Strength, and Tactics</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 17:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a guy who made obsessing over aerodynamics and other tech geek foibles into the development and marketing norm in the sport, Gerard Vroomen is surprisingly attuned to the sloppy, cut-and-run realities of professional bike racing. After some muttering from fans following Sanremo, and some atypically direct criticism of RadioShack by Philippe Gilbert, Vroomen put [...]


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<p>For a guy who made obsessing over aerodynamics and other tech geek foibles into the development and marketing norm in the sport, Gerard Vroomen is surprisingly attuned to the sloppy, cut-and-run realities of professional bike racing.</p>
<p>After some muttering from fans following Sanremo, and some <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/03/news/gilbert-calm-and-ready-for-harelbeke-calls-out-negative-racing_210139" title="normally, one hints without naming names">atypically direct criticism of RadioShack</a> by Philippe Gilbert, Vroomen put together a nice little blog post on how &#8220;negative racing&#8221; is actually &#8220;bike racing&#8221;, and that pretty much everyone involved knows the score. It&#8217;s about trying to matching your strengths with your opponents weaknesses.</p>
<p>While I wouldn&#8217;t say I was <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Cyclocosm/status/181048694639050752" title="not a criticism">particularly effusive in my praise of Gerrans&#8217;</a> Sanremo, I certainly wouldn&#8217;t say I was overly-critial of it, either. It bears mention that the riders weren&#8217;t all just kinda hanging out on the Poggio, and Gerrans thought &#8220;hey, look, Nibali is attacking. Guess I&#8217;ll jump up to him and then draft him an Cancellara to the finish&#8221;. Prior to the winning selection were nearly 300k of attacks, climbs, tight roads and sharp corners, where even a momentary lapse of focus could tail a rider of the back, or force them to make a race-killing effort to get back on.</p>
<p>Gerrans had been looking punchy long before the Poggio (I <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Cyclocosm/status/181039880443400194" title="low quality feeds, you see">briefly</a> mistook him for <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Cyclocosm/status/181040410318217218">Cav</a> during some smart positioning moves on the Cipressa) and, perhaps sussing out Liquigas&#8217; climb-controlling strategy, the Aussie parked on Nibali&#8217;s wheel before Agnoli&#8217;s recapture at 7.5km to go (4:52 in the video below). While <a href="http://app.strava.com/segments/626919">the Poggio isn&#8217;t particularly long or steep</a>, it is narrow and raced at eye-watering speed. If you&#8217;re not in the spot you need to be, you&#8217;ll be hard-pressed to get through a-reduced-but-edgy peloton, let alone make up time plowing your own furrow up a 4% grade at 30mph.</p>
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<p>Indeed, Cancellara may have been the only rider in the remaining peloton capable of the feat—if you watch the video, you&#8217;ll see Cancellara is heavily marked and gets the drop on no-one. The separation only occurs when the riders behind him simply can&#8217;t put out the necessary wattage to keep his wheel. Cancellara&#8217;s prodigious strength bears additional consideration in light of the perceived lack of cooperation in the final selection—even if you wanted to come around him, the drop in speed between your max and his might doom the break. </p>
<p>Finally, the sprint wasn&#8217;t a foregone conclusion. Cancellara isn&#8217;t exactly a pancake in the final meters, especially after a 250+km, and the final margin <a href="http://inrng.com/2012/03/milan-sanremo-route-change/" title="link to the post because I dont like hotlinking images">wasn&#8217;t huge</a>. In fact, were Cancellara a little more inclined to close the gate, and had chosen to lead out on the opposite site of the road (both the flags and waves show a strong tailwind/crosswind from the riders&#8217; left), the additional effort required for Gerrans to come by might have made the difference.</p>
<p>On a more general level, last weekend&#8217;s race highlighted what I find to be the most interesting aspect of the sport—tactics as much as <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/EdwardPickering/status/181049673446985728" title="see">strength</a> determines who wins races. </p>
<p>While everyone likes to feel that a winner took the day as fairly as possible, that sort of warm, fuzzy definition for &#8220;fair&#8221; favors the most dominant, predictable winners—and dominance gets boring in a hurry. Because of finishes like Saturday&#8217;s, teams riding for guys like Cancellara have to be tricker in how they leverage their strength advantage; just powering away is only occasionally an option. Even the most impressive displays of raw power, like Cancellara&#8217;s 2010 Roubaix win, are often triggered by a brilliantly seized tactical moment—in the case of Roubaix 2010, an out-of-position rival.</p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s safe to say most American fans got their introduction to the sport watching US Postal at the Tour de France. And it wasn&#8217;t a bad primer for tactics at the basic level—aggressively control the race, keep your strongest rider fresh, and then put him alongside his rivals at the moments where he can make the most difference. While that&#8217;s a nice big-picture plan, it requires a rare, generally not entirely <a href="http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/21/similar-doping-charges-were-aired-in-2005-web-chat-by-former-armstrong-teammates/" title="REST DAY REFILL">organic</a> level of dominance, and, as I mentioned above, it&#8217;s kinda dull.</p>
<p>The sport is really at its most interesting when favorites and spoilers are equally reliant on cunning to get across the line first. When Liquigas can dictate terms all day, and Fabs can single-handedly fend off the charging field, and still both can come away empty-handed, it&#8217;s clear that they&#8217;ll have to go back to the drawing board in terms of execution. I&#8217;m excited to see what they come up with to chase down wins through the rest of the spring. </p>


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		<title>Saxo Bank Stress Test is a Self-Defeating Effort</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a welcome change each February to watch the lead stories in cycling move from the minutia of law and bio-pharmacology to the nuance and verve of actual bicycle racing. The wild line-changing leading into a bunch sprint, fading desperation of the second echelon, and poker-playing as a break pulls itself appart before the finish [...]


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<p>It&#8217;s a welcome change each February to watch the lead stories in cycling move from the minutia of law and bio-pharmacology to the nuance and verve of actual bicycle racing. The wild line-changing leading into a bunch sprint, fading desperation of the second echelon, and poker-playing as a break pulls itself appart before the finish are the sort of nuanced, dynamic things that make bike racing an interesting sport.</p>
<p>You&#8217;d think that an organization entrusted with the management of such a sport would strive to cultivate an appreciation of these things. But the UCI seems to see the situation differently. In even holding court over whether or not Saxo Bank should <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-licence-commission-to-decide-saxo-banks-worldtour-fate" title="the Independent License Commission">retain its World Tour license</a>, the UCI is essentially saying that only the winner of a WorldTour bike race should receive credit for the victory.<br />
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<p>I don&#8217;t think the UCI needs it explained that no matter how doped up the winner might be, his triumph is but the closing movement in a complex choreography of wind-dodging, gap-closing, tactics, and tribulation. Mere dope doesn&#8217;t win bike races—the peloton of &#8217;90s and early &#8217;00s was arguably the most chemically well-prepared group of athletes in the history of mankind, and plenty of those guys never made the podium.</p>
<p>Arnaud Demare&#8217;s <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/tour-of-qatar-2012/stage-6/results" title="Skill yes, but also luck">Stage 6 victory at Qatar</a> provides further insight of how just how many factors beyond peak wattage and astronomical VO2 max can come into play in a win. I&#8217;d hardly call the rising French star and reigning U23 World Champ a scrub, but fact is that his campaign at Qatar had, up to the final stage, been a good-not-great mix of missed splits and steps-off-the-podium sprints. It was tactics (Tom Boonen securely in the GC lead) and fortune (an unlucky <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/tour-of-qatar-2012/stage-6/photos/207026" title="200 CHF for removal of helmet">a touch of wheels</a> for Cav) that finally put him in a position to win.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not so naive as to think the UCI&#8217;s decision would be based purely on logic. Governing bodies like to send a message with their decisions, regardless of how <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/german-federation-bars-ullrich-from-cyclo-sportives" title="retirement ban">little sense they might make</a>. But I think there&#8217;s an equitable solution that will allow the UCI (if it is indeed hell-bent on taking a chunk out of Saxo&#8217;s hide) to proceed without implying that bike races might just as well be contested by a weigh-in and 60 minute threshold session on the trainer. </p>
<p>Returning to the example of Demare, note the the Frenchman is quick to praise his teammates. And with good cause—sprinters can&#8217;t lay down <a href="http://home.trainingpeaks.com/races/team-sky-races/2011-tour-de-france/stage-6.aspx" title="not even the leadout. it was the leadout leadout.">a minute at 670 watts</a> 3k before <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/tour-de-france-2011/stage-6/results" title="end result">launching a stage-winning burst</a>. Nor, for that matter, can climbers lead themselves to the front group before <a href="http://home.trainingpeaks.com/races/saxo-bank-sungard/2011-tour-de-france/stage-14.aspx" title="CA Sorenson hauling the mail">paring the field down</a> to heads of state, and still expect to gain places on GC.</p>
<p><span class="pullquote"><!--The prize money parceled out after the race says these less-glamorous players have a more than equal stake in the win.--></span>Even the seemingly mundane tasks of providing a safe, steady wheel in an ever-shifting peloton so a leader never has to accelerate, or <a href="http://app.strava.com/pros/8758" title="not calling Ted fat">crushing fat kid watts</a> at the front of field of 5 hours constitute unquestionably remarkable efforts. And while they may never cross the line first, I—and the portions of prize money parceled out after the race—would make an unequivocal claim these less glamorous players have a more than equal stake in <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/giro-della-provincia-di-reggio-calabria-challenge-calabria-2012/stage-2/results" title="outcome of fat kid watts">the win</a>.</p>
<p>So, if the argument is that 68% of Saxo Bank&#8217;s points came from Contador (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_UCI_World_Tour#Team" title="citation needed">471 of 696</a>), let&#8217;s keep with that, but assign those points a weight equal to Contador&#8217;s contribution. Split ten ways—nine riders and the director—and doubling Contador&#8217;s share (a nod the marketing value of the win), the banned Spaniard&#8217;s points contribution drops to 13.53%. While the resulting points total (601) knocks Saxo back a few places, at 13th of 18, and with solid 25% margin on the next squad, it&#8217;s hardly a relegation-worthy performance.</p>
<p>Aside from actually reflecting the realities of how races are won, taking this tack would also provide some much-needed hand-holding for wary sponsors, who could bank on a squad not being barred from cycling&#8217;s largest events for the wayward actions of a single star rider. Likewise, it would provide an incentive for teams to keep their worker bees from doping—each rider that turned up positive, regardless of <em>palmares</em>, would take the team that much closer to exclusion from the top tier.</p>
<p>Of course, I maintain that the ideal outcome is to not have this reassessment process in the first place. I don&#8217;t seem to recall teams&#8217; statuses at the highest level of the sport questioned after season-ending injuries or retirements. While a roster change due to doping is unfortunate, the impact on the team&#8217;s competitiveness is essentially the same. In fact, in the case of Contador, the comparison is far <em>less</em> apt, since he&#8217;ll be <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/cycling/wires/02/10/2080.ap.cyc.contador.0170/index.html" title="so really, he's not gone">back racing again</a> before the end of the season. </p>
<p>And, of course, one less step in the legal repercussions from his doping conviction is one less headline taken away from actual racing. </p>


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		<title>The Piti of an Unrepentant Valverde</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;[T]hey wouldn’t even do that to a criminal. None of what they did was legal&#8221; -Alejandro Valverde It&#8217;s tough to imagine a doping scandal more fraught with irony than Operacion Puerto. Even before it had a name, the fantastic contradictions were there; Dr. Eufemiano Fuentes ran a doping ring where he saw his job as [...]


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&#8220;[T]hey wouldn’t even do that to a criminal. None of what they did was legal&#8221;<br />
-Alejandro Valverde
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It&#8217;s tough to imagine a doping scandal more fraught with irony than <em>Operacion Puerto</em>. Even before it had a name, the fantastic contradictions were there; Dr. Eufemiano Fuentes ran a doping ring where he saw his job as ensuring &#8220;that riders could <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/playing-god-eufemiano-fuentes">put up with the physical demands</a> being made of them&#8221;, but a client alleging his health had been <a href="http://autobus.cyclingnews.com/riders/2004/interviews/?id=jesus_manzano04">ruined by the treatments</a> was what finally blew the lid.
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Two years later, when the scandal finally broke, the investigation proved itself an embarrassment to nearly everyone involved—Fuentes, who could have better concealed his clients&#8217; names with a cereal box decoder ring; the <em>Guardia Civil</em>, who revealed their investigative skills outstripped in ineptitude only by their inability to prevent leaks; the riders themselves, caught red-handed; and the Spanish courts and anti-doping officials, for being unable to drive home a slam-dunk case.
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<p><div id="attachment_5391" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:050512manolo2m.jpg"><img src="http://cyclocosm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/050512manolo2m.jpg" alt="Manolo Saiz" title="Manolo Saiz" width="200" height="283" class="size-full wp-image-5391" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Is that 50,000 EUR in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? / pd, wikimedia commons</p></div>
<p>Most embarrassed of all were the ASO, organizers of the Tour de France, who now had to host a race where everyone even <em>remotely</em> considered a favorite had run on the front page of every sport daily from Lisbon to Kiev in a photo collage of blood bags and syringes.
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The Tour&#8217;s response to <em>Operacion Puerto</em> was blunt and idiotic: cajole any TdF teams with riders implicated in the scandal to voluntarily withdraw them before the race. I&#8217;ve scattered ample pixels already on the inequity of this—let&#8217;s just say I found it wonderfully poetic when Floyd Landis&#8217; late-race urine sample came up positive a few days <em>after</em> the Tour finish, giving the ASO the very &#8220;Tour Winner Was Actually On Drugs&#8221; headlines their pre-race purges had been conducted to avoid.
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Strangely enough, Valverde could have saved the Tour organization from this embarrassment. While no one can say for certain what would have happend if the Spaniard hadn&#8217;t broken his collarbone in a mundane crash on Stage 3,  Valverde had long gotten the better of Landis in the mountains, and his 5th place finish in the dead flat &#8217;06 prologue was as brilliant as it was suspicious. It&#8217;s the opinion of this humble commentator that the 2006 Tour was Valverde&#8217;s race to lose.
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Still, I hesitate to call Valverde&#8217;s crash &#8220;bad luck&#8221;. While <em>Puerto</em> left entire teams fluttering in the wind, Valverde healed up and battled gamely for the Vuelta title—holding the leaders jersey and taking a stage win in the process—before making the podium at the World Championships later that year. <em>Puerto</em> fallout continued into 2007, as investigations pinned Ullrich to <em>hijo rudico</em> and retirement, while Basso, accorded no other option by investigations in Italy, made the ludicrous claim that <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/basso-it-was-only-attempted-doping" title="it's a Bill Clinton reference, kids">he didn&#8217;t inhale</a>—but Valverde kept right on riding.
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In fact, from the day some Spanish cop found a bag labelled &#8220;val.(piti)&#8221; to 2009, Valverde&#8217;s right-to-ride encountered only one major challenge: the Germans attempting to keep him from riding at the &#8217;07 Worlds in Stuttgart, a prohibition summarily overturned by the CAS. When you&#8217;re riding dirty, it sure doesn&#8217;t hurt to have your <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2007/09/news/spanish-fed-says-valverde-good-to-go_13219" title="always a pillar of objectivity">national cycling federation</a>, and indeed, your country&#8217;s <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/valverde-cleared-by-puerto-judge" title="another friendly ear">entire judicial system</a> willing to bend the rules on your behalf
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<span class="pullquote"><!-- And somehow, this is Valverde's idea of rough justice. --></span>For all of McQuaid&#8217;s flack about &#8220;<a href="http://cyclocosm.com/2007/01/pound-mcquaid-flaunt-job-security-valverde-rumors/" title="a very old quote with no source but me">mafia nations</a>&#8221; it was the Italians who finally clipped Valverde&#8217;s wings, matching DNA taken from a rest day sample at the 2008 Tour to DNA in the EPO-laced Bag 18 seized at Operation Puerto. After another year of trial and appeal, the CAS concurred with the Italians, and slapped a two year ban on Valverde, backdated to the beginning of 2010.
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To recap: Valverde, for a bag of blood that showed he&#8217;d been cheating in 2006, got 18 months off racing, a few results scratched from the records books, and four years of otherwise unencumbered competition, during which he amassed palmares including—but hardly limited to—a Vuelta, a Liege-Bastogne-Liege, a San Sebastien, and two Tour stages. And somehow, this is his idea of rough justice.
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There have been a few interesting reactions to Valverde&#8217;s unrepentant stance. Joe Lindsey respects the <a href="http://bicycling.com/blogs/boulderreport/2012/01/05/don-alejandro-dont-owe-nobody-nothin/" title="I think Don Alejandro owes Jan Ullrich an apology">blunt, twisted honesty</a> of it, while @inrng sees holding the Armstrong line as a <a href="http://inrng.com/2012/01/valverde-did-everything-wrong/" title="which I don't entirely disagree with">media management mistake</a> and a bad example. But for me, the biggest problem of Valverde&#8217;s response is the delusional excoriation of the very system whose assumptions of innocence let him continue to ride.
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Valverde&#8217;s sanction wasn&#8217;t the result of nefarious forces arrayed against him—it was the product of being extended the benefit of every doubt available. For anyone who missed <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7366632n">Tyler Hamilton&#8217;s appearance</a> on <em>60 Minutes</em>, Valverde&#8217;s continued sense of persecution might be the best example of the insidious self-deception that is so often the byproduct of an artificially high hematocrit.</p>


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		<title>A Race is Only As Serious As the Rules it Follows</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The appearance of a set of triple barriers on the US Cyclocross Nationals course caused some consternation on the Internets this morning. While the powers that be quickly clarified that no rules would be broken, even having the barriers for non-championship competitions sends what I think is a pretty dopey message. #CXnats looking crossy!Uphill barriers [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The appearance of a set of triple barriers on the US Cyclocross Nationals course <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JDBilodeau/status/154587699532148738" title="the tweet">caused some consternation</a> on the Internets this morning. While the powers that be <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/usacycling/status/154602381064151041" title="USAC to the rescue!">quickly clarified</a> that no rules would be broken, even having the barriers for non-championship competitions sends what I think is a pretty dopey message.</p>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523CXnats">#CXnats</a> looking crossy!Uphill barriers and unfrozen looking conditions 9am Tuesday.B women just hit the start. <a href="http://t.co/gcpoXR1O" title="http://twitter.com/TheBestBikeBlog/status/154581349083254784/photo/1">twitter.com/TheBestBikeBlo…</a></p>
<p>&mdash; TheBestBikeBlogEver (@TheBestBikeBlog) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBestBikeBlog/status/154581349083254784" data-datetime="2012-01-04T15:14:00+00:00">January 4, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
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I&#8217;m hardly one to bugger flies on the finer points of the UCI or USAC rulebooks, but I&#8217;m also of the opinion that the exhilaration of cyclocross stems mainly from the competitive aspects of the discipline.
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It&#8217;s not that hurdling barriers <a href="http://masteringtheuphillshift.wordpress.com/2010/12/11/what-the-hell-is-cyclocross/" title="one of the tamer costumes">in a dog suit</a> or executing a clockwork-perfect <a href="http://mudbloodandbelgianbeer.blogspot.com/2009/10/beer-hand-ups-101-why-hes-king-of-kross.html" title="a guide">beer handup</a> isn&#8217;t freakin&#8217; awesome; it&#8217;s that tightroping against your lactate threshold while trading elbows for a clean line through half-frozen, off-camber bends is much more so. And rules—specific, unfeeling, inflexible rules—are critical for the integrity of the competition that provides this thrill.
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That&#8217;s not to say there aren&#8217;t rules with <a href="http://cyclocosm.com/2011/11/a-sprint-that-will-be-talked-about/" title="for example, cutting people off">gray areas</a>, or that there shouldn&#8217;t be races with costumes, smoke grenades, and shaving cream, but having a few arbitrary, black-and-white dictums along the lines of &#8220;no flat bars&#8221; or &#8220;no triple barriers&#8221; lets the participants know—like a dress code that bars hoodies and sneakers—exactly what kind of party this is going to be.
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This is important because no one flies halfway across the country to the frozen tundra of Wisconsin in the few precious weeks most cyclists reserve for dark beers and second helpings for a catch-as-catch-can goat rodeo. They do it to race a serious, well-organized, tightly-run, national-level competition, and to test their mettle against other freds on the same course that the pros use.
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As <a href="http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/news/article/dugast-diavolo-spiked-tyre-put-on-ice-24788/" title="on the definition of studs">innovation crushing</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/angryasian/status/154220332495028225/" title="dude has a bit of a point">counter-productive</a> as the standards of the sport&#8217;s governing bodies might be, they are also what makes a top-level &#8216;cross race top-level—as integral to the experience as immaculately prepped course tape, a well-ordered starting grid, and 1970s boxing analogies from Richard Fries.
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While he may have been <a href="http://www.cyclingdirt.org/coverage/240653-Bay-State-Cyclocross-2011/video/521305-Adam-Myerson-Really-Upset-Bay-State-CX-Day-2" title="in reference to this">teasing just a bit</a> when he said it, Cycleboredom pretty much hit the nail on the head:
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It&#8217;s only a stupid extra barrier, but it&#8217;s everything.</p>
<p>&mdash; Cycleboredom (@Cycleboredom) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cycleboredom/status/154605331174014979" data-datetime="2012-01-04T16:49:18+00:00">January 4, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>How The Race Was Bought</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in the spring of 2010, when a short bike commute meant I still had time to make videos, I had the distinct pleasure of defending Alexander Vinokourov&#8217;s performance in what I thought was a very cannily raced Liege-Bastogne-Liege. While a host of riders may have been stronger, Vino&#8217; leveraged timing and infighting among the [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back in the spring of 2010, when a short bike commute meant I still had time to make videos, I had the distinct pleasure of defending Alexander Vinokourov&#8217;s performance in what I thought was a very cannily raced Liege-Bastogne-Liege. While a host of riders may have been stronger, Vino&#8217; leveraged timing and infighting among the favorites to get away for a his second win at the the sport&#8217;s oldest currently-running race.</p>
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<p>Now that allegations have surfaced that Vino&#8217; may have bought the win, I&#8217;ve gotten <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/TobyRosen/status/144203389323055104" title="@-reply to the wrong account, but whatev'">a few messages</a> asking me how I feel about it. And after re-watching the video, I don&#8217;t feel all that different. Certainly, as far as the racing goes, I stand by everything I said—especially the parts about Vino&#8217; intentionally waiting up for Kolobnev, and about how Vino&#8217;s final separation from the Russian seemed &#8220;downright pedestrian&#8221;.</p>
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<p>In cycling, the realities of the sport make the occasional negotiated outcome a near-inevitability. Grand Tours simply wouldn&#8217;t be possible if every so often, the pack didn&#8217;t roll in at a snail&#8217;s pace behind a small breakaway—and you&#8217;re crazy if you think the makeup of that lucky group isn&#8217;t the result of some pretty intense discussion within the pack and between team cars. And it&#8217;s almost expected that stage race leaders will &#8220;gift&#8221; stages to teammates and competitors alike, once their position at the head of the GC is secure.</p>
<p>While the UCI&#8217;s rules set out that <a href="http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/10597/UCI-wants-evidence-on-Vinokourov-bribery-allegations.aspx" title="UCI Rule 1.2.081">collusion is explicitly illegal</a>, this sort of &#8220;acceptable collusion&#8221; makes the unacceptable kind very difficult to define. Compounding the problem, groups of riders in every race collude to give one of their number a disproportionate chance of winning—they&#8217;re called &#8220;teammates&#8221;. Even between teams, there&#8217;s a tremendous ebb and flow of politicking, posturing, support and payment.</p>
<p>For example, if Team A takes the promise of future support from Team B to help chase down a breakaway, have they cheated? What if Team A agrees to help for a share of the prize money if Team B wins? What if Team B wires them a bank transfer mid-race? What if there&#8217;s no payment, but some Team A gains some advantage that Team B is unaware of? In all four cases, the outcome is the same—the only ethical distinctions between the cases lie in what motivates Team A&#8217;s efforts.</p>
<p><span class="pullquote"><!--The biggest question here isn't how could this happen, but how could Kolobnev sell so cheap?--></span>Granted, the ethics of the Vino&#8217;/Kolobnev case are a bit more cut and dry, but there&#8217;s still the question of proving that any illicit cooperation took place. If it weren&#8217;t for the enterprising muckrakers at <em><a href="http://www.illustre.ch/cyclisme-corruption-triche-Liege-Bastogne-Liege-Alexandre-Vinokourov-Alexandr-Kolobney_135723_.html" title="en Français">l&#8217;Illustre</a></em> we might not be having this discussion. For an insider&#8217;s view of payment and cooperation, you&#8217;re not likely to better than <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/michael-creed/the-ups-and-downs-of-having-an-opinion" title="once you get past the preambling">Mike Creed</a>—though I suspect that in the highest level of the sport, the money, prestige, potential damage to reputation, and future income stemming from a major win <a href="http://www.dailypeloton.com/displayarticle.asp?pk=5050" title="kind of a summary of the Bettini/Astarloa thing">outweigh the offer</a> to lie down.</p>
<p>If anything, the biggest question here isn&#8217;t how could this happen, but how could Kolobnev sell so cheap? Joe Lindsey has a great breakdown of <a href="http://bicycling.com/blogs/boulderreport/2011/12/07/how-kolobnev-loses-twice/" title="poor foresight">the longer-term costs to Kolobnev</a>, but even in the short term, the deal didn&#8217;t make a lot of sense for the Russian. Sure, 100,000 Euros is a lot of money—especially when a win <a href="http://www.letour.fr/2010/LBL/COURSE/us/reglement_particulier.html" title="paltry, really">is only 20,000</a>, split eight ways—but keep in mind, too, that in all likelihood, the bribe was only <a href="http://www.cyclingtipsblog.com/2010/11/how-much-do-pro-cyclists-make/" title="if cyclingtips is reliable">roughly equal</a> to a year&#8217;s pay. </p>
<p>After winning Liege in 2003, Tyler Hamilton was rumored to have landed a contract with Phonak for <a href="http://pages.citebite.com/j1h2u8l8r8tvp">over 800,000 euros</a>. Though the American brought a GC threat that Kolobnev simply doesn&#8217;t have, it seems more than probable that Kolobnev could have garnered a salary boost well beyond the 100,000 EUR of Vino&#8217;s payoff.</p>
<p>And Kolobnev and Vino&#8217; aren&#8217;t exactly strangers. In the <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/emails-between-vinokourov-and-kolobnev-published">recently-published emails</a>, Kolobnev claims that Vino&#8217;s nationality (non-Belgian) and the bad press surrounding the Kazakh&#8217;s doping affair (apparently it was a raw deal) made his offer of collusion slightly more palatable. </p>
<p>So Kolobnev must have also known that Vinokourov is a very well-known man in an <a href="http://harpers.org/archive/2008/07/hbc-90003304" title="A bit dated, but still">very corrupt country</a>—honorary colonel in the army, Peoples&#8217; Hero First Class, aspiring politician, and pasta spokesman</a>. If Vino&#8217; wanted to buy a bike race—Liege, of all things!—Kolobnev should known to bleed him for retirement money.</p>
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<p>The only thing that makes sense to me is that Kolobnev&#8217;s legs must have been pretty well fried. If I were in Kolobnev&#8217;s pedals, and was as confident in my sprint as the Russian seems to have been, even Vino&#8217; probably couldn&#8217;t have named me a price high enough—especially given the potential difficulty in collecting on the offer. But if I were on the rivet and clinging to my last reserves of strength, it&#8217;d be like getting paid 100k to lose a race I would have lost anyway. And where&#8217;s the fraud in that?</p>
<p>If there&#8217;s anything I feel bad about about in this affair, it&#8217;s the fortunes of Alexandr Kolobnev. His recent doping positive—and the soon-to-be-overturned <a href="http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/530996/uci-appeals-kolobnev-s-tour-de-france-dope-case-to-cas.html" title="can anyone take Russia seriously anymore?">slap on the wrist</a> his national federation handed out—not withstanding, I found both his aggressive riding style and <a href="http://cyclocosm.tumblr.com/tagged/kolobnev" title="too silly for the real blog">tenuous grasp of written English</a> refreshing and entertaining. Even if he never seemed to have it in him to win the biggest races, it was always fun to watch him try.</p>
<p>But reading through the <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/emails-between-vinokourov-and-kolobnev-published" title="like a bad movie script">recently published emails between the two</a>, I find him a startlingly sympathetic character. He clearly had a lot to gain from a win, and his emails reveal a recurring internal conflict, ineffectively placated by promises from Vinokourov. Before, Kolobnev was waiting for <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/01/news/alexander-kolobnev-still-waiting-for-olympic-medal-following-rebellins-disqualification_155627" title="did it ever get delivered?">his bronze medal</a>, now, having sought out seedier means of compensation, he&#8217;s waiting for his 100,000 euros. Thankfully, it hasn&#8217;t seemed to <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/A_Kolobnev/status/144425254176034816" title="too havy ass">impact the quality of his tweets</a>.</p>
<p>Vino&#8217;, of course, has been his usual, inscrutable self. First panning the &#8220;gutter press&#8221;, then claiming that it&#8217;s his personal life and he loans money to people all the time, and then—like Bettini before him—launching the inevitable <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/12/news/astana-says-alexander-vinokourov-will-file-defamation-claim-against-swiss-magazine_199376" title="extra!">lawsuit</a>. The UCI has addressed that the case exists with its <a href="http://www.uci.ch/Modules/ENews/ENewsDetails.asp?id=Nzc0OQ&#038;MenuId=MTYxNw&#038;LangId=1&#038;BackLink=%2FTemplates%2FUCI%2FUCI5%2Flayout%2Easp%3FMenuID%3DMTYxNw%26LangId%3D1" title="those well-spoken Swiss">usual gibberish</a>, though with Vino&#8217; finally retiring after 2012, and Kolobnev facing the CAS, any resolution that comes for the alleged crimes in this case is likely to be purely symbolic.</p>


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<li><a href='http://cyclocosm.com/2010/07/this-is-not-a-mickey-mouse-race/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: &#8220;This Is Not A Mickey Mouse Race&#8221;'>&#8220;This Is Not A Mickey Mouse Race&#8221;</a></li>
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		<title>VeloNews Dead Link Article Finder</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enter a dead Velonews URL: What, you thought I was just blowing hot air? For all its *ahem* foibles, Velonews.com is one of the oldest and richest cycling resources on the Internet. The Wayback Machine has snapshots dating from late 1997, and the current incarnation of the site contains at least a few stories that [...]


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<p>What, you thought I was just <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Cyclocosm/status/141542664821673984" title="THIS POST DELIVERS">blowing hot air</a>? For all its <em>*ahem*</em> foibles, Velonews.com is one of the oldest and richest cycling resources on the Internet. The Wayback Machine has snapshots dating <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19961124095030/http://velonews.com/" title="Lance who?">from late 1997</a>, and the current incarnation of the site contains at least a few stories that are <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2000/12/news/bowen-time-for-a-change_97" title="Clinton-era">over a decade</a> old.</p>
<p>However, the interceding years have not been kind to this article collection—buyouts, a series of redesigns, and staff cutbacks have created an accumulated dead-link problem that&#8217;s made accessing old content almost impossible. <span class="pullquote">It&#8217;s not that the books are missing—it&#8217;s just that someone&#8217;s burned the card catalogue</span>.</p>
<p>Because <em>Cyclocosm</em> likely has more dead links heading back to the Journal of Competitive Cycling than any other single website, I decided I might as well cook up a solution. When you encounter the dreaded &#8220;Not Found&#8221; page, just copy the bad Velonews URL, come to <a href="http://cyclocosm.com/deadlink" title="Easy URL for you">this page</a>, and then paste it into the text box above. You <em>should</em> be magically transported to the content you wanted to find.</p>
<p>I know of a few things that won&#8217;t work—including most of the third-party video player content, so &#8220;<a href="http://www.bobkestrut.com/2007/07/15/what-game-play/" title="I would give an eye-tooth for this video">What Game Play</a>&#8221; <del datetime="2011-12-06T02:31:04+00:00">remains lost to the ages</del> <a href="http://cyclocosm.com/2011/12/velonews-dead-link-article-finder/comment-page-1/#comment-23873" title="WHAT GAME PLAY?">it&#8217;s back!</a> —but if you come across anything else that doesn&#8217;t work or find something other than what you were looking for, let me know about it. There&#8217;s a chance I could track it down manually, and the info will help me improve this solution / build a better one in the future.</p>


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		<title>&#8220;A Sprint that will be Talked About&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 06:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cosmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you missed yesterday&#8217;s World Cup Cyclocross race in Koksijde, consider yourself unlucky. Aside from the usual train of heinous sand sections, this year&#8217;s Elite Men&#8217;s Race finished with a two-up sprint, won very controversially by Sven Nys. via Sporza, click here for iPhone/iPad &#8211; sorry, no audio As someone who&#8217;s watched a lot of [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you missed yesterday&#8217;s World Cup Cyclocross race in Koksijde, consider yourself unlucky. Aside from the usual train of <a href="http://cyclephotos.co.uk/2011/11/world-cup-3-koksijde/2011-world-cup-koksijde-19-daphny-van-den-brand/#!prettyPhoto[slides]/0/">heinous sand sections</a>, this year&#8217;s Elite Men&#8217;s Race finished with a two-up sprint, won <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/uci-cyclo-cross-world-cup-3-2011/elite-men/results">very controversially</a> by Sven Nys.</p>
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<p>As someone who&#8217;s <a href="http://cyclocosm.com/2010/07/how-the-race-was-won-rules-group-sprin/" title="remember when I made these?">watched a lot of road sprints</a>, it seemed like a pretty obvious case of Nys closing the gate on Pauwels—and I certainly <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/SSbike/status/140446984350859264" title="bike journo">wasn&#8217;t the only one</a> who thought so. On the road, Nys would have been relegated to second at best, and likely full-on disqualified, but after a protest and some deliberation (&#8220;a sprint that will be talked about&#8221; was how Nys&#8217; Sporza interviewer styled it in English) the result was left unchanged.</p>
<p>The UCI&#8217;s official explanation of the decision—that Pauwels <a href="http://www.sporza.be/cm/sporza/wielrennen/veldrijden/111126_WB_Koksijde" title="google translate it">wouldn&#8217;t have been strong enough</a> to get by—is…well, the sort of thing we&#8217;ve come to expect from the UCI over the years. Aside from the fact that it&#8217;s essentially impossible to assess exactly how strong a blocked rider might be, it also makes the counterproductive implication that it&#8217;s totally OK to cut people off, so long as they wouldn&#8217;t have beaten you anyway.</p>
<p>But as nonsensical as the &#8220;official&#8221; announcements of race directors can be, they also tend to reveal certain implied rules of the sport. When Mark Renshaw was <a href="http://www.podiumcafe.com/2010/7/15/1571268/mark-renshaw-disqualified-from" title="comments are useful">kicked out of the 2010 Tour</a> for headbutting (generally just a relegation) it wasn&#8217;t his actions that got him bounced—it was the fact that his teammate, Mark Cavendish, went on to win the stage. The officials couldn&#8217;t punish Cavendish–he&#8217;d done nothing wrong—but relegating the Australian would be essentially no punishment, since he hadn&#8217;t been riding for a result anyway. The message: don&#8217;t use dodgy riding to give your teammate an advantage.</p>
<p><span class="pullquote pqRight"><!--What’s the difference between road and cyclocross sprinting that sees Nys keep his result while Giuseppe Calcaterra gets relegated?--></span>So assuming the UCI officials aren&#8217;t crazy—or, <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/11/news/sven-nys-wins-2011-world-cup-stop-in-koksijde_198599" title="quite the gate closer himself">as Mario De Clerq gamely suggests</a>, swayed by Sven Nys&#8217; position as one of the greatest &#8216;cross racers of all time, and a member of the UCI cyclocross commission to boot—what&#8217;s the major difference between road and cyclocross sprinting that sees Nys keep his result while, say, <a href="http://cyclocosm.tumblr.com/post/7769605386/weve-seen-a-lot-of-stuart-ogrady-crushing-it-at" title="classic closing the gate">Giuseppe Calcaterra</a> gets relegated?</p>
<p>First of all, the final sprint in cyclocross just an entirely different animal than what we&#8217;ve become accustomed to seeing from the modern road peloton. In flat stages at the Tour de France, the final kilometers are the battle ground of some dozen sprinters who&#8217;ve been keeping themselves rested and fresh all day long, before slingshotting off megawatt trains of domestiques to top speed for a final, all-out, all-or-nothing burst. </p>
<p>Behind them, nearly 200 others, often exhausted and essentially blind, cling desperately to the wheels in front of them just hoping to make it to the next day of racing without losing time. The bunches are huge, the speeds are incredible, and the collateral damage from a split-second mistake can be enormous.</p>
<p>A cyclocross sprint, on the other hand, comes following an hour-long, non-stop, full-on effort, punctuated by dozens of unsustainable surges as riders try to put daylight behind their rear wheel or draw back their rivals. Technical course features open gaps, and it&#8217;s rare to see more than a handful of  riders contest a final charge. When they do, it&#8217;s a low-speed, nearly-cooked effort, on a short, straight-line finishing stretch. There&#8217;s room to manoever, plenty of road for everyone, and in the event that disaster does strike, the fallout is limited.</p>
<p>But I think it&#8217;s the very reality of a cyclocross race, rather than any consideration for safety, that plays the largest role in sustaining a result like yesterday&#8217;s. While position and line selection is important in road racing, in cyclocross it&#8217;s a constant consideration—as soon as you exit one corner, you&#8217;ve got to be mentally assembling your approach to the next. </p>
<p>The focus on where you&#8217;re putting your bike is relentless—it is as important as wattage in preserving your position, closing the gap to the riders ahead of you, and—most relevantly—denying the riders behind you an opportunity to pass. To suddenly apply the stricter (if somewhat more capriciously enforced) rules of the road sprint to cyclocross would be to suddenly alter this equation, turning the tables away from the very unique set of skills that are the essence of &#8216;cross.</p>
<p><span class="pullquote"><!--Nys was unambiguous about saying he’d gone to the opposite of the road specifically to get in Pauwels’ way--></span>In his post-race interview (or at least the English portion of it) <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Cyclocosm/status/140447947132375041">Nys was unambiguous</a> about saying he&#8217;d gone to the opposite of the road specifically to get in Pauwels&#8217; way. What made it legal, Nys contends, is that Pauwels wasn&#8217;t yet alongside him. </p>
<p>The implication seems to be that Pauwels&#8217; attempt to ride though a not-quite-wide-enough opening along the barriers was the Sunweb rider&#8217;s own poorly-calculated decision, same as if he&#8217;d tried to dive for the inside line through a corner earlier on the course, and gotten stuffed by riders ahead of him who&#8217;d set up more sensibly.</p>
<p>Of course, Pauwels had a different story, claiming that Nys&#8217;s knee banged into his front wheel and handlebars as the Landbouwkredit rider drove him from one side of the road to the other, before pinning him against the barrier. And if that&#8217;s true, by Nys&#8217; own admission, he ought to be punished.</p>
<p>Sadly, without the all-determining helicopter camera shot, there&#8217;s no way to determine exactly how the barrier-to-barrier dance between Nys and Pauwels went down. Pauwels&#8217; body English certainly suggests contact, but there isn&#8217;t anything definitive in the photos and videos I&#8217;ve seen. If nothing else, the last few seconds of the race are a great example of how, in cyclocross, leading out a sprint early can actually play to your advantage.</p>


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		<title>An Open Letter to The Internet about That Guy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Internet, Let&#8217;s all stop talking about That Guy. While the phrase &#8220;that guy&#8221; has a coloquial meaning (and That Guy has most certainly gone out of his way to be &#8220;that guy&#8221;) I&#8217;m actually referring to a specific person, here. A former cyclist. You know the one I&#8217;m talking about, probably because Cyclingnews ran [...]


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<p>Dear Internet,</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s all stop talking about <strong>That Guy</strong>. </p>
<p>While the phrase &#8220;that guy&#8221; has <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that+guy" title="Don't be that guy">a coloquial meaning</a> (and That Guy has most certainly gone out of his way to be &#8220;that guy&#8221;) I&#8217;m actually referring to a specific person, here. A former cyclist. You know the one I&#8217;m talking about, probably because <em>Cyclingnews</em> ran an article about him yesterday. That Guy is a polarizing figure, and once that article was published, the Twitters (self included), and a few notable blogs rose up, with disappointing predictability and fervor, to take the bait.</p>
<p>Regardless of your opinion on That Guy, that was the wrong response.</p>
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<p>The simple fact is that That Guy does not deserve mention at present. Not on <em>Cyclingnews</em>, not on your blog, not on Twitter, not anywhere. He has done nothing—good or bad—of any relevance in years. Whether to crucify him or to facilitate his redemption, any mention of That Guy as things currently stand is unwarranted, and you undermine your own efforts by bringing him up.</p>
<p><strong>If you <em>do not</em> like That Guy</strong> and would like to see him &#8220;in a ditch&#8221; (in the colorful and I hope figurative words of one Twitterer),  I suggest you email <em>Cyclingnews</em>&#8216; <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/author/daniel-benson-1" title="address here">Daniel Benson</a> directly, saying that you do not feel That Guy is a newsworthy topic right now. I would be polite, well-reasoned, and succinct in your email, and I would avoid linking to the piece or clicking on any ads or paid offsite links on the article page. I would also avoid addressing or defaming That Guy on any of your online presences.</p>
<p><strong>If you <em>do</em> like That Guy</strong>, I would email him directly, or leave a comment on one of his blogs, expressing your support. He has a track record of emotional fragility, a dark past to atone for, and could likely use some support. That said, I would still avoid mentioning That Guy directly on Twitter, or linking to his blog, web sites, or any news articles on him. He has shown many times that his thirst for the spotlight outstrips his desire to do good, and if he can have the first without the second, he&#8217;ll do it in a heartbeat.</p>
<p>If That Guy is—as he claims to be—truly interested in reform and advocacy, he will, of his own volition and without incentives from law enforcement or attention from the press, begin taking steps to advance that goal. Conversely, if he is—as many others seem to think—pure, unmitigated evil, he will turn to darker means to regain notoriety. If and when he&#8217;s done something noteworthy, we should once again feel free to voice our opinions; until then, let&#8217;s see if we can&#8217;t avoid feeding this particular troll any more than we already have.</p>
<p>Thanks for hearing me out on this, Internet. </p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>  -Cosmo</p>


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		<title>Put the Sharpie Down and Back Away from the Sidewall</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Occasionally, people ask me why I don&#8217;t more actively seek out work in the cycling industry. Aside from the fact that it&#8217;s an insider&#8217;s game and I&#8217;ve got the schmoozing skills of a dyspeptic orangutan, there&#8217;s just no way I could bring myself to participate in the absolute nonsense the positions tend to require—all the [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_5126" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 261px"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/brianellin/301715719/"><img src="http://cyclocosm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/301715719_6d076bf63b_b-251x300.jpg" alt="Dugast Sidewall" title="301715719_6d076bf63b_b" width="251" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-5126" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">In its natural state / by Brian Ellin cc-nc-sa</p></div>
<p>Occasionally, people ask me why I don&#8217;t more actively seek out work in the cycling industry. Aside from the fact that it&#8217;s an insider&#8217;s game and I&#8217;ve got the schmoozing skills of a dyspeptic orangutan, there&#8217;s just no way I could bring myself to participate in the absolute nonsense the positions tend to require—all the more so when that nonsense runs contrary to the interests of the company I would hypothetically be supporting.</p>
<p>Case in point—the sidewalls of the pro cyclocross bikes making the rounds on cycling news websites the past few weeks. While I applaud the spirit of whichever mechanic or press agent decided to turn Ryan Trebon&#8217;s sidewalls into <a href="http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gallery/article/pro-bike-ryan-trebons-felt-f1x-32057?img=11&#038;pn=pro-bike-ryan-trebons-felt-f1x&#038;mlc=news%2Farticle#12" title="And Eddy Merckx set the hour record on a Winsor">a massive, garish Clement ad</a>, it&#8217;s pretty clear no one was fooled by the effort. And while I&#8217;m sure the people at QBP smiled warmly at James Huang&#8217;s insistance that the uproariously camouflaged Dugast was merely a placeholder, it sure <a href="http://c2971522.r22.cf0.rackcdn.com/5KtteuF6dr5Lssyn6xyk.jpg" title="From Cyclingdirt's Cincy Write-Up, 11/05/11">doesn&#8217;t look like the Typhoon has been cut</a> from Treefarm&#8217;s arsenal.<span id="more-5122"></span></p>
<p>Maxxis has at least taken a step in the correct direction—kinda. It seems a more-than-open-secret (<a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/race-tech-colorado-cross-classic-and-boulder-cup" title="Talking about sealant">mentioned</a> at least <a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/pro-bike-geoff-kabushs-rocky-mountain-solo-carbon-prototype" title="talking about the bike itself">twice</a>) that Geoff Kabush is running tubulars with a Maxxis tread, but glued to a Dugast casing. To my consumer&#8217;s eye, that&#8217;s awesome step forward, and one Maxxis should be touting. But instead they&#8217;ve Sharpied over the sidewalls, lest the random passer-by find out what anyone who might possibly buy these (unbuyable) tires already knows.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s bad enough that blacked out sidewalls scream &#8220;we&#8217;re trying to cover something up&#8221;. But when you consider the unbelievable history of iconic brand crossovers, it&#8217;s almost criminal that anyone could pass an opportunity to advertise their racers on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelby_Mustang" title="See the original "The Fast and the Furious" for details">Shelby GT</a> of cyclocross tires. It&#8217;d be like <a href="http://www.oobject.com/the-genealogy-of-fixies/keith-haring-cinelli-laser/3312/" title="Act up, fight AIDS">Cinelli</a> or <a href="http://www.trekbikes.com/us/en/stages/fairey/" title="Obey">Trek</a> attributing the artwork on their iconic machines to &#8220;some contemporary artist&#8221; to save the feelings of their in-house designers. </p>
<p><div id="attachment_5127" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 250px"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46369927@N04/4443835290/in/photostream/"><img src="http://cyclocosm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/4443835290_d745639696_m.jpg" alt="The Keith Haring Cinelli" title="The Keith Haring Cinelli" width="240" height="180" class="size-full wp-image-5127" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Just some artist / by lafattaturchina cc-nc-sa</p></div>
<p>As <em>The Economist</em> noted, <a href="http://www.economist.com/node/12270958">brand is critical</a> in cycling—and if you can clothe yours in the finery of someone else&#8217;s, all the better. Perhaps some tire makers out there still consider Dugast and FMB to be &#8220;competitors&#8221;. And maybe, if it takes you <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/03/bikes-and-tech/frances-fmb-tire-maker-for-the-cobbled-stars_164665" title="this is probably why Europe's economy is screwed, BTW">three weeks to turn out 20 tires</a> at $350 a pair, letting people know your top riders race on someone else&#8217;s casing might be a mistake. But for most of the industry, churning out affordable rubber in industrial quantities, a sewing a little free advertising for the boutiques into your team equipment will come back in positive brand association at the bike shop ten-fold.</p>
<p>Of course, racers and brand managers would still—at least for the first few seasons—have to answer questions from fans and press about the (OMG) off-brand equipment. Aside from stressing the talking points that casings are just part of a tire, and that FMB buys both tubes and treads from somewhere else, here are some blurbs that everyone should feel free to crib:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Obviously, [sponsor] has the best tire arsenal on the market today. But when you pair [sponsor]&rsquo;s treads with this custom casing, [tread name] really is the ultimate weapon&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;99 times out of 100, [sponsor]&rsquo;s stock tires are the best thing out there. These custom casing models are a huge investment on the part of [sponsor] to cover the remaining 1%.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;These tires are really indicative of the support we&#8217;re getting from [sponsor]. These are the best casings out there, and [sponsor]&rsquo;s tread is a decade ahead of where the stock rubber is.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;You couldn&#8217;t be competitive in today&#8217;s field without custom casings. And thanks to [sponsor]&rsquo;s tread pattern, today&#8217;s field could be competitive with me.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>There was once a day when sponsorship was 100% about advertising. When differences between production models and custom machines came down to minute subtleties in lugs and steel, and when the public&#8217;s only window onto them was a small collection of low-resolution photos, the only thing that mattered—the only legible detail, really—was the name on the downtube. </p>
<p>But in the modern era, where every pocket holds a combination high resolution camera and instant publishing platform, and where fans are bombarded with a constant flood of information, I think the idea of cycling sponsorship really has to evolve from the purchase of rolling billboards to a more holistic concept of rider support. </p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t to say that riders should be able to run <a href="http://cyclocosm.com/2009/11/the-tell-tale-hub-a-cxdrama-story/" title="not to name names or anything">whatever the heck they want</a> no questions asked, but if a rider competing at the top level feels that in certain conditions, they need a certain part to be competitive, a good sponsor will be willing to make a concession—just like Maxxis has done for Kabush. Now it&#8217;s time for the marketing side of the equation to catch up.</p>


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