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Same Old Two-Step? – News

Posted on 12 July 2005 by cosmo

To the uneducated eye, today might have looked like the Disco boys tapping out the old Postal Two-Step (step 1: go really fast, drop everyone else; step 2: Lance attacks.) But careful analysts will note that Lance was forced to ride on his own in a small group for over 10k on the final climb of Courchevel today, outnumbered the entire time by Illes Balears. Not only that, but dropped riders were constantly clawing back on, and both Leipheimer and Basso were able to limit their losses due to Lance’s isolation over the final kilometers.

Sure, the end result was still excellent, but this squad, no matter how much Lance tries to talk it up, is nowhere near as strong as it was at its peak in 2002. With a teammate in the final group, like he used to have in Heras, Landis or Azevedo, Lance would have had at least a shot at a stage win against Valverde. Where was Azevedo today? The spritely climber from Portugal was one of the first riders shelled on the final ascent. Soon after, Triki Beltran cashed his check. In fact, the last two riders with Lance today weren’t pure climbers but the unflappable George Hincapie and the all-arounder Popovich; these two aren’t pancakes (as Lance would put it), but they lack the burning uphill speed to shred a 12-man heads-of-state group.

So what happened to the climbers? Simple: DC simply doesn’t have enough fat men. Pavel Padernos can crank like a mofo, but he can’t do it for 3 weeks. The squad needs hard dudes like Eki, Benoit Joachim and the recently departed Victor Hugo Pena to keep the skinnies fresh for the climbs. As the race goes on, I think this shortcoming will continue to become more and more obvious.

Anyway, sweet stage. I love recalling the little things you forget about Tour climbs, like Mancebo’s O-face or the French cameras constantly cutting back to Christophe Moreau, so that the entire country can see how badly their best rider sucks. Valverde is the man for cranking big fat gears; I consider today a victory for opponents of compact cranksets everywhere. Nice also to finally see the King of the Mountains fighting it out with the leaders at the end of a mountain stage. Big Tex might have his hands full with Skinny Denmark over the next couple of stages. It’s just a shame Rassmussen can’t TT his way out of a wet paper bag.

thoughts on “Same Old Two-Step? – News”

  1. Knut says:
    12 July 2005 at 4:36 pm

    interestingly Sandy Casar finished 29th on the day beating notables such as Heras…

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  2. Cosmo says:
    13 July 2005 at 2:33 pm

    29th again today. He is by far FdJ’s best placed GC rider

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  3. lance says:
    13 July 2005 at 2:55 pm

    1 Alexandre Vinokourov (Kaz) T-Mobile Team 4.47.38
    2 Santiago Botero (Col) Phonak Hearing Systems 0.01
    3 Christophe Moreau (Fra) Credit Agricole 1.15
    4 Bobby Julich (USA) Team CSC
    5 Eddy Mazzoleni (Ita) Lampre-Caffita
    6 Lance Armstrong (USA) Discovery Channel
    7 Cadel Evans (Aus) Davitamon-Lotto
    8 Levi Leipheimer (USA) Gerolsteiner
    9 Michael Rasmussen (Den) Rabobank
    10 Georg Totschnig (Aut) Gerolsteiner
    11 Alejandro Valverde (Spa) Illes Balears-Caisse d’Epargne
    12 Yaroslav Popovych (Ukr) Discovery Channel
    13 Ivan Basso (Ita) Team CSC
    14 Michael Rogers (Aus) Quick.Step
    15 Jan Ullrich (Ger) T-Mobile Team
    16 Francisco Mancebo (Spa) Illes Balears-Caisse d’Epargne
    17 Jörg Jaksche (Ger) Liberty Seguros-Würth
    18 Andrei Kashechkin (Kaz) Credit Agricole
    19 Floyd Landis (USA) Phonak Hearing Systems
    20 Andreas Klöden (Ger) T-Mobile Team
    21 Haimar Zubeldia (Spa) Euskaltel-Euskadi
    22 Carlos Sastre (Spa) Team CSC
    23 Jose Azevedo (Por) Discovery Channel
    24 George Hincapie (USA) Discovery Channel
    25 Xabier Zandio (Spa) Illes Balears-Caisse d’Epargne
    26 Paolo Savoldelli (Ita) Discovery Channel

    5 discovery riders finished together today. unclear if the team is “nowhere near as strong” as it used to be.

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  4. Cosmo says:
    14 July 2005 at 10:09 am

    You don’t win the tour by putting 5 riders in a chase pack of thirty. You win the tour by putting 2 racers in a lead group of 3.

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Best known for his How The Race Was Won® video series, Cosmo Catalano began blogging about pro cycling from a bike shop in 2005. Between then and now, he's designed cycling infographics, built cycling web apps, and supplied cycling content to print and broadcast media, all in the name of backing up his near-endless criticism with proof that it can be done better. He complains about cycling on Twitter at @Cyclocosm.

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