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WTF UCI? TDU ProTour? LMAO.

Posted on 22 January 2008 by cosmo

Jeezum H. Crow…I feel like a bear forced out of estuvation by an early spring. I’m all for globalization of the sport, but WTF? January? I mean, this sh!t doesn’t even make sense – another stage today, but none yesterday? The two races are part of the same event, and yet unrelated? I refuse to glorify this travesty by caring about how it works.

In all seriousness, though, this time of year is for stories like Lance Armstrong running the Boston Marathon or suspended dopers being angry and/or repentent. Now I’ve gotta analyze races? Man, eff that. The next event isn’t until the Ronde, for cryin’ out loud. Since a Team High Road rider won one day and a clean-to-the-point-of-luckless French squad the next, I declare the peloton officially dope free in perpetuity throughout the universe. Now don’t bug me again until the ASO fatcats get things underway at Tour of Qatar.

thoughts on “WTF UCI? TDU ProTour? LMAO.”

  1. hulkster says:
    22 January 2008 at 7:55 pm

    so i think i was actually joking by pointing out your lack of an update. i don’t think the jctdu is a real race either.

    Reply
  2. Michael says:
    24 January 2008 at 6:41 am

    Good to see you emerging from your winter slumber, though man, are you one grumpy bear when you wake up early!

    Reply
  3. mom says:
    24 January 2008 at 3:45 pm

    I agree with Michael.

    Reply
  4. Briggs Heaney says:
    29 January 2008 at 2:03 pm

    My point exactly. If they wanted a real race to start the Pro Tour, they shouldhave started in California in Feb.

    Reply
  5. Sebastian says:
    31 January 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Briggs — C’mon dude, the T of C is my home race, and I love it to death, but it’s also just a photogenic warm-weather training race too.

    Reply

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Best known for his How The Race Was Won® video series, Cosmo Catalano began blogging about pro cycling from a bike shop in 2005. Between then and now, he's designed cycling infographics, built cycling web apps, and supplied cycling content to print and broadcast media, all in the name of backing up his near-endless criticism with proof that it can be done better. He complains about cycling on Twitter at @Cyclocosm.

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