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Month: April 2009

Team Management Lets Him Do This?

Posted on 16 April 20096 July 2021 by cosmo

Given the problems Astana had the last time star riders were training in black jerseys in remote locations, you’d think they have a rule against this sort of thing. (via twitpic)

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Schedeprijs Crash Aftermath

Posted on 15 April 20097 August 2018 by cosmo

“I have road rash, but I think there’s worse stuff, too. My hip and ribs hurt. Fuck, everything hurts” -Robbie McEwen Big crash at the Scheldeprijs today, with, in the words of Sporza’s writeup, riders going down like “dominoblokjs”. The English (sort of) translation has some great lines, with McEwen saying Van Avermaet was “drunk”…

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I Wonder What His Feelings on Twilight Are?

Posted on 14 April 20096 July 2021 by cosmo

Not only is the 7-time Tour winner 5 years behind on movies, but apparently, he’s also a depressed, 14-year-old girl. Just watched Garden State. Best movie soundtrack ever. — Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) April 14, 2009

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Why I Look Past Pais Vasco

Posted on 14 April 20096 July 2021 by cosmo

Now that I’ve gotten some sleep in lieu of videomaking, I’ve been trying to get my head around why I can’t get into these little baby stage races. Maybe it’s because they’re so anonymous—I mean, from Ruta del Sol onward, it’s just 5-day races with roughly three flat stages, two climbs and a time trial…

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How The Race Was Won – Paris-Roubaix 2009

Posted on 13 April 20094 July 2021 by cosmo

Little longer than normal this week—sorry about that, but it’s a big race. Not a particularly exciting finish this year, but still unfolded as hell-bent as a good Roubaix should. [right-click for iTunes-compatible download] YouTube and Vimeo will be are up tomorrow morning now.

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Overheard at Roubaix

Posted on 12 April 20099 July 2021 by cosmo

Your browser does not support the audio tag. The Belgian fans were blasting this when Boonen suddenly found himself alone with 24k to go. It doesn’t really get interesting until 1:50 in, but apparently this song was all the rage in the peloton back in 2006. In fact, I’d even have a video to show…

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How The Race Was Won – Gent-Wevelgem 2009

Posted on 10 April 20094 July 2021 by cosmo

Yeah, you wanna know why I don’t have any blog posts this week? Because I am too busy making these. Fortunately, I won’t have a three-video week again until the Ardennes, and then hopefully never again after that. On to Roubaix! [right-click for iTunes-compatible download] Oh yes, also—if this doesn’t work, there are copies on…

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How The Race Was Won – Tour of Flanders 2009

Posted on 7 April 20094 July 2021 by cosmo

Otherwise known as the Ronde van Vlaanderen. Video analysis of the 2009 race plus an iTunes compatible download. What more could you ask for? [right-click for iTunes-compatible download]

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The Long Shadow of Tom Boonen

Posted on 6 April 20096 July 2021 by cosmo

How many more riders will build their careers on Tom Boonen’s back? Sure, Stijn Devolder is a fine cyclist in his own right, but based on his performances with Discovery Channel, I can’t imagine he’d have a pair of Flanders wins stuffed into his jersey pockets, if not for the utter unwillingness of the rest…

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Three Days of Stupid, Two Days to Go

Posted on 2 April 20096 July 2021 by cosmo

Well, looks like the Three Days of Stupid is finally over. Can’t see why so many big names agree to do this event. It’s four days before Flanders, it’s hard, and it’s dangerous. See this photo: that’s a bunch sprint—on cobblestones. I suppose you could claim it’s “practice” for Sunday’s grundle-slamming parcours (like the Muur…

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a headshot of Cosmo Catalano

Best known for his How The Race Was Won® video series, Cosmo Catalano began blogging about pro cycling from a bike shop in 2005. Between then and now, he's designed cycling infographics, built cycling web apps, and supplied cycling content to print and broadcast media, all in the name of backing up his near-endless criticism with proof that it can be done better. He complains about cycling on Twitter at @Cyclocosm.

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