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Not What I Expected to See…

Posted on 1 July 2009 by cosmo

Does anyone else find this extremely disconcerting? Maybe I just sit too close to the screen…

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(click for full-size terror)

thoughts on “Not What I Expected to See…”

  1. Dan Gerous says:
    1 July 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Thanks for the heads up, I’ll avoid YouTube until the end of the Tour… There was a lot of talk about the ‘zip-the-lips’ incident but I’m guessing these are the crooked eyes of death Simeoni saw that day…

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  2. Sebastian says:
    1 July 2009 at 8:30 pm

    I screeched out loud when I saw this today. Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last?

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  3. LeGimpe says:
    1 July 2009 at 10:43 pm

    I’m already on Pharmstrong overload! I can’t take it anymore! Goodbye cruel world….

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  4. ben says:
    2 July 2009 at 8:10 am

    always watching

    always judging

    …but who watches the watcher?

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  5. Josh says:
    2 July 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Turkey has Atatürk.

    Versus has Lance.

    I used to be a huge fan. Eventually, I realized LA is a thin-skinned vindictive dick who cares most about his reputation. Did I mention the part about holding grudges? Ask KL.

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  6. T-Dub says:
    2 July 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Of course it’s disconcerting. It’s downright confrontational. I’ve been over-Armstronged ever since those “Are you tired of being tired” ads started cropping up on the internet. Where’s the antidote for Lance?

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  7. rainbow says:
    2 July 2009 at 10:04 pm

    I heard that Alberto has gone to Lance 20 times and looked him straight in the eyes and said, “I’m the team leader”.
    no wonder they are both confused about it.

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  8. RichNYC says:
    7 July 2009 at 11:48 am

    Adblock Plus extension for your Firefox browser might help you avoid the Armstrong look;) (and all other ads, too)…

    Reply

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Best known for his How The Race Was Won® video series, Cosmo Catalano began blogging about pro cycling from a bike shop in 2005. Between then and now, he's designed cycling infographics, built cycling web apps, and supplied cycling content to print and broadcast media, all in the name of backing up his near-endless criticism with proof that it can be done better. He complains about cycling on Twitter at @Cyclocosm.

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