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Ten Exclamation Points Ain't What It Used To Be

Posted on 1 February 2010 by cosmo

I think I like the difficult ‘cross races best. They reward unflappability and positive mental attitude—good news for Zdenek Stybar, bad news for Jon Page, ten-exclamation-point tweet aside. And is there ever a bad day for Marianne Vos? Mountain Bikers and BMXers should count themselves lucky she doesn’t feel compelled to add some more rainbow jerseys to her ever-expanding collection.

But enough ‘cross—it’s Feburaury! Road season! Check out this huge AFP image of the GP de Marseilles, where Frenchman Jonathan Hivert—wait a minute. That’s a Team Sky rider, losing to some dude from a Continental French squad?! But Sky is the Man U of cycling! I don’t think that’s what Rupert is paying for. He wasn’t even on the podium—I guess Steve Cummings wants to ride for Rapha-Condor next season.

There’s also racing in Italy, where Alessandro Petacchi—who earned me a still-undelivered beer last May—took his first group sprint of the season. Petacchi, now 36, has been haunted by misfortune the past few seasons—a tenuous doping charge, a questionable CAS decision, problems with team finances—yet still seems to come up with a win whenever he gets the chance.

It’s a focused mindset Tom Zirbel might want to take inspiration from, since his B-sample came up positive this past weekend. I’m all for a tough anti-doping policy, but cases like Zirbel’s and Petacchi’s bring up serious issues with the doctrine of zero tolerance.

Things are almost certainly out of place if one rider can knowingly and intentionally take a powerful oxygen vector drug CERA and get 18 months, while the almost certainly accidental use of substances that don’t do anything nets a full two years.

thoughts on “Ten Exclamation Points Ain't What It Used To Be”

  1. Chris says:
    1 February 2010 at 1:15 pm

    zero tolerance is just another wrong headed dichotomy- wheres the gray when you need it?

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  2. Sebastian says:
    1 February 2010 at 8:19 pm

    The GP de Marseilles, though not a major race by any means, is among the most photogenic because the finish-line image always involves winter afternoon light raking across those gorgeous trees.

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  3. cosmo says:
    2 February 2010 at 9:24 am

    Those trees were the reason it made the Periodic Table. (Other Notable Events).

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  4. dirty_juheesus! says:
    2 February 2010 at 12:26 pm

    You forgot to add the random mechanical and race stuff that torpedo a promising race. You seem to have a very subtle understanding of this with your comments about Paris-Roubaix. ‘cross is the same idea.

    Tim Johnson’s excellent placing more than made up for Page’s bad luck. For a guy that doesn’t race the World Cup, a top-20 at World’s is phenomenal.

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  5. dirty_juheesus! says:
    2 February 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Subtle isn’t the right word, nuanced is better.

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  6. Anthony says:
    12 July 2011 at 7:41 am

    Who ever said the Punishment will fit the Crime… ??

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Best known for his How The Race Was Won® video series, Cosmo Catalano began blogging about pro cycling from a bike shop in 2005. Between then and now, he's designed cycling infographics, built cycling web apps, and supplied cycling content to print and broadcast media, all in the name of backing up his near-endless criticism with proof that it can be done better. He complains about cycling on Twitter at @Cyclocosm.

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