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ALL YOUR BIKE ARE BELONG TO US

Posted on 30 August 20106 July 2021 by cosmo

There was something eerily familiar about the suddenness which with Cervelo Test Team’s and Garmin-Transitions’ fortunes changed just before the Vuelta. The sneak attack, the telegraphic language in the press releases, and the valiant counter-strike—like something from a half-remembered dream in my Internet Youth.

slideshow of All Your Base meme adaptation

Contains graphic elements possibly inspired by works from Flickr user Nathalie 05, ZumaPress, Picasa user Jonathan S, Sirotti, John Pierce, Cervelo’s website, and of course, Zero Wing

[background information, if this makes no sense]

thoughts on “ALL YOUR BIKE ARE BELONG TO US”

  1. ryank says:
    30 August 2010 at 10:46 am

    The hits keep coming.

    Reply
  2. colin says:
    30 August 2010 at 10:49 am

    Fucking amazing.

    Reply
  3. Al says:
    30 August 2010 at 10:50 am

    Chapeau

    Reply
  4. ben says:
    30 August 2010 at 11:01 am

    Apt. Aaaaaaapt!

    Reply
  5. slowdad says:
    30 August 2010 at 11:15 am

    This is full of win. And Carbon Bikes

    Reply
  6. Handsdown says:
    30 August 2010 at 11:28 am

    Divide and Conquer….The Realm of the Argyle Knight reigns over those who are weak and display less dapper dress sense than me.

    Reply
  7. mindtron says:
    30 August 2010 at 1:06 pm

    absolutely brilliant

    Reply
  8. Kent says:
    30 August 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Thank you for this. Best laugh in a long time.

    Reply
  9. mperrone says:
    30 August 2010 at 8:08 pm

    /WIN

    Reply
  10. Max says:
    2 September 2010 at 7:31 am

    Very nice.

    Reply
  11. hitch mount rack says:
    6 September 2010 at 8:36 am

    Hahah funny & amazing

    Reply
  12. Thom P. says:
    10 September 2010 at 11:10 pm

    That’s funny, I was quite possibly the only one who clicked “background information” thinking I would find information about the (road) cycling industry story that I obviously missed, but no…

    Awesomeness Cosmo, awesomeness.

    -t

    Reply
  13. bikelovers says:
    6 September 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Cervelo Test and Garmin ,ooo, both are good professional cycling team!

    Reply
  14. bike clothing says:
    7 September 2011 at 2:37 am

    It’s very funny ! i like this kind images which have funny character.

    Reply

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a headshot of Cosmo Catalano

Best known for his How The Race Was Won® video series, Cosmo Catalano began blogging about pro cycling from a bike shop in 2005. Between then and now, he's designed cycling infographics, built cycling web apps, and supplied cycling content to print and broadcast media, all in the name of backing up his near-endless criticism with proof that it can be done better. He complains about cycling on Twitter at @Cyclocosm.

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