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A Trip to Lake Wobegon

Posted on 17 December 2007 by cosmo

So that last post extinguished my urge to talk about baseball for the next decade or so, but I still feel obligated to note that, after a mere three days, baseball already has its own David Millar and Tyler Hamilton. Clemens might do well to note that had Tyler just come clean back in ’04, he’d be racing today. As it stands, the first American LBL winner hasn’t even updated his webpage in five months.

But let’s keep the focus of this post domestic: the USCF recently crowned its men’s and women’s sandbagging champions. Great to see the national federation putting my $50 a year toward such a noble cause. One hopes next year’s prize package will be expanded to include a free UCI license, a legally binding agreement never again to race below Category A or P/1/2, or, failing all else, a swift kick in the ass from every other rider in the field.

In all honesty, why does the USCF expound their road upgrade guidelines in mind-numbing detail while leaving ‘cross utterly at the mercy of self-selection? Going to argue that ‘cross doesn’t need a hierarchical upgrade system that road has at because the potential danger of out-of-place riders isn’t as high? Tell that to Ryan Trebon, who lost his shot at another national title because some doofer couldn’t keep it inside the tape.

To me, though, the issue isn’t safety; it’s the mindset self-selection represents. Despite my very limited visits to Europe, I get the sense (considering that this dude can just come over and race) you either slug it out with the top names, or slug it out in the beer tent. Here in America, though, we’ve got the Lake Wobegon effect, and as a result, a “B” National Cyclocross Champion. Is it any wonder that guys like this think they can get a yellow jersey on their wall?

thoughts on “A Trip to Lake Wobegon”

  1. velocipede says:
    20 December 2007 at 10:12 pm

    um…there are now numerical cyclocross categories with an upgrade system.

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  2. Scooter says:
    6 January 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Those aren’t ‘national sandbagging champions’. There is NO championship affiliation with the results of those events at all, except that it’s a bunch of people who paid a lot of money to travel a long way to race a ‘cross race on the same course that ‘cross nationals would be held on the next few days.

    Other than being promoted by the same folks and on the same course as ‘cross nats, the ‘B’ races are just for fun and aren’t related to ‘championship’ events at all.

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  3. mark says:
    19 January 2008 at 1:02 am

    put the blame in the proper place, the promotor did a poor, very poor job if keeping riders safe at nationals. that’s why tree farm got hurt not because of another riders mistake,or lack of ablity. if they would have put up a snow fence Ryan would be ok, not have back problems and the race would have been totaly different. to say it was the riders falt is wrong. Question did you ride the course, did you go to KC? Just my two cents but I think it’s KLM fault that tree farm got hurt.
    cheers
    Mark

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  4. cyclocross says:
    8 August 2008 at 8:58 am

    Those beer tents are becoming legandary. I like them 🙂

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  5. cycling jerseys says:
    8 September 2011 at 9:45 pm

    if they would have put up a snow fence Ryan would be ok.
    the issue isn’t safety.

    Reply

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Best known for his How The Race Was Won® video series, Cosmo Catalano began blogging about pro cycling from a bike shop in 2005. Between then and now, he's designed cycling infographics, built cycling web apps, and supplied cycling content to print and broadcast media, all in the name of backing up his near-endless criticism with proof that it can be done better. He complains about cycling on Twitter at @Cyclocosm.

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