Yo Dawg, Heard You Like Neutral Finishes

Jul 6 2010

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13 Responses to “Yo Dawg, Heard You Like Neutral Finishes”

  1. Al 6 July 2010 at 2:16 pm #

    ‘Sup dawg we herd you liek neutralized finishes,
    so we put a neutralized finish in yo stage
    so you can relax while you ride

  2. rainbow 6 July 2010 at 3:51 pm #

    Its the latest Armstrong ailment. This disease was first diagnosed in Milan 2009. Symptoms include, but not limited to: to wet, to hot, to rough, to narrow, to much paint, to steep, to twisty, to ‘dangerous’, to many, on today. This is a sudden onset sickness, but warning signs can be spotted by educated practitioners up to a year in advance.

  3. Bryan 6 July 2010 at 3:56 pm #

    ^^^ does this disease also reduce the number of o’s one can use?

  4. rainbow 6 July 2010 at 3:58 pm #

    Also too cold, too cobbley, too Belgium, this sickness has never been diagnosed in spring but only in the high of summer.

  5. rainbow 6 July 2010 at 4:00 pm #

    noooo, nooooot even in arm strooooooooooong, or cancel lerr 0.

  6. M. Chavendish 6 July 2010 at 6:16 pm #

    Can I blame Greipel for this as well?

  7. The God of Thunder 6 July 2010 at 10:25 pm #

    That’s right bitches! HEAR ME ROAR!

  8. sufferfest 6 July 2010 at 11:12 pm #

    That is why they call it racing if it was called crashing then we would have had a real finish but hey 3 stages in and we have had a nice amount of carnage so maybe it is crashing after all.

  9. DJ 7 July 2010 at 6:55 am #

    Hah – and this time Dutch road furniture cannot be blamed. All the major carnage occurred well beyond the Dutch border. Seems Belgians do not know that they should not narrow the path 500m before a mass-sprint finish, nor not to construct twisty descents that go slick when it rainsAnd the French cannot build roads at all – that pavé is AD-technology ;-).
    At least the first tour week has brought more entertainment than usual and I agree with Cosmo’s statement earlier about the Giro that crashes in the first stages are an essential part of establishing order in the peloton. Now let’s see some decent sprints – and if Cav keeps picking the wrong line a despondent Columbia team who sent their possibly best sprinter to Austria.

  10. ed hardy bags 8 July 2010 at 3:22 am #

    Also too cold, too cobbley, too Belgium, this sickness has never been diagnosed in spring but only in the high of summer.

  11. p50 8 July 2010 at 4:16 am #


    Is that you? It sounds like you… all educated and intellectual, just as a lawyer should sound.


  12. DJ 8 July 2010 at 6:05 am #

    @da thanks for the compliment. I’m not a lawyer though, so you may have mistaken me for someone else.

  13. shaftl 4 May 2011 at 9:58 am #

    great photos!

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