That’s the theme today. The initial inspiration would have to be this award—I’d make a joke about BikeBiz being so technically backward they’re still browsing with Kermit and thus blind to the site’s design—but even then, the award makes no sense.
And finally, some clown wrote into Joe Parkin asking why Columbia HTC is “helpless” in the classics. I’m just gonna overlook the fact that the very question is baseless, and call this an unfortunate side effect of well-meaning pros who use the word “cycling” to refer only to flat Grand Tour stages, and mislead fans that every race is nothing but a marionette fight between team directors. Kudos for Joe to giving a good answer.